RAWR!!!!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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dhaaruni

Thanks to the attempted coup, I barely registered it when all the networks called the second Georgia Senate race for Jon Ossoff but now, it’s finally setting in that Georgia, a former state of the Confederacy, will have two Democratic senators, the Black pastor of Martin Luther King’s church and the Jewish-American son of immigrants who’s the youngest Senator since Joe Biden in 1973, and that feels really good to think about.

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glumshoe

I was just talking to a family. The dad used “he” pronouns for me while the mom used “she”. They kept shooting each other sharp glances and subtly shaking their heads.

I said nothing, delighting in the fact that I am not obligated to be helpful in this circumstance.

mugwomps

Shoe…you really are a fae…

glumshoe

My NPC catchphrase when I approach guests is “Hello and welcome! My name is Ship. If you need anything or if you have questions, please let me know!”

A few times, guests have asked questions I could not answer, and jokingly complained that my introduction was a lie because I didn’t immediately know everything they asked me. I have then replied, “Oh, but sir, all I said was to please let me know if you have questions. I never said I would actually answer them.”

lions-dont-barkatmidnight

A guest: I have a question

Ship: okay. *walks away*

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gayarsonist

any work of fiction with dragons that doesn’t have AT LEAST one person who thinks they’re adorable and want to pet them fails and is bad writing. if all your characters hate dragons your story is stupid.

gayarsonist

“b-but they breathe fire, and eat people and livestock, and are just generally extremely dangerous!” one word: dogs

gayarsonist

“b-but people would die trying to tame them! they’re giant apex predators!”

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theofficialpeanutgallery

I mean, to be fair dogs don’t breath fire

That we know of, anyway

gayarsonist

lmao look guys this person doesn’t even know about the fire breathing dogs